DirectMySQLObjects: Delphi Database Shortcut(But see “MySQL Considered Harmful” below....) DirectMySQLObjects, an open-source product available at http://sourceforge.net/projects/directsql, flies in the face of Delphi’s database tradition by not using the built-in database components, but instead communicating through two objects. To use it in Delphi (I think version 5 and up; I used it with Delphi 6), you just include the source provided in his zip file in your project, reference two of the source files, and use two classes he provides. One of the extremely cheery features of DMO is that it doesn’t use a DLL or anything; I gather it talks to the database directly through tcp/ip or whatever goes-on down there, but however it works, it is refreshingly-easy to get going.... I found one catch: DirectMySQLObjects113.zip (the version I got) does not include DemoObjectsSQL, and this latter package — a single source file plus a DPR to make-up a DirectMySQLObjects demo project in Delphi — I found essential for understanding how to use the classes. I could find it by clicking “files” on the sourceforge.net page above, and searching for DemoObjectsWin.zip. Or I could find it by googling for it. Fortunately I already had it from a beta version of the product I had downloaded a few months before, or otherwise I probably wouldn’t’ve found it, and wouldn’t’ve realized how EZ DirectMySQLObjects is.... But using the demo, I found DirectMySQLObjects an ideal way to connect to the database; the demo is really better than documentation (which as far as I can tell isn’t available). You just compile the demo in Delphi, do what you want with his buttons and stuff, and then trace through the source to see what you have to do in your program. Of course I decided a while ago the built-in Delphi database components aren’t much good for what I typically want to do — which is getting various machines chatting with each other and the database. The Delphi components, in contrast, seem useful for facilitating communication between human beings and the database, i.e. customer service rep types with head phones. But even there, Borland itself somewhere admits their cute components really aren’t ideal for dealing with SQL, which is really all that’s left standing in the database universe. And for that matter, the DMO demo includes a few Delphi string grid components which produce a pretty-elaborate presentation of SQL results, if that’s what you like.... |
MySQL Considered HarmfulSo sad. ... MySQL is the open-source database company which offers a highly-respected SQL server, once available in GPL (GNU Public License) and commercial-license versions. However, the company adopted the Predatory GPL License: if you think about MySQL, and somehow make money, you must pay them a license fee.... Apparently what MySQL thought was like this: say somewhere on the internet there is a GPL MySQL database. Say you, in a hateful effort to pay for groceries, connect to this database, without using a byte of MySQL code. ... Oops, Mr. Programmer: you’ve been caught without a license, you’ll have to pay. ... It’s like MySQL is trying to render in living color Bill Gates’ wildest fantasies about FOSS. And it gets worse: not content to foul their own nest, they’d claim their restrictions derive directly from the standard GPL (GNU Public License) which, if true, would mean that you couldn’t write any commercial Linux software — at least not without the possibility that some lunatic could sue and win. ... IANAL, but I just glanced at the GPL and I simply don’t see it.... But MySQL did, and eventually people “honored” their delusions but not using the product. ... Of course I should point out MySQL doesn’t preface every MySQL document (or any, as far as I know) with a disclaimer like Please Note: Any Commercial Product That Connects In Any Way to a MySQL Database Must Pay a License Feebecause if they did, I and I imagine many others would have never bothered with the product in the first place.... Freedom?The caring freedom-loving inspiring open source FOSS community of course unanimously disowned MySQL on these issues, reporting their community-destroying behavior far and wide — NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... No, the caring etc. muttered not a syllable, preserving sacred omerta in defense of the tribe. ... MySQL has gone its tattered way and disappeared into the dust, but the brilliant capitalist responsible for the place started another version, and according to the FOSSers his career is simply brilliant and a credit to the open source esprit or whatever it is.... |
Better Choices: 1. PostgresThe BSD-licensed Postgres has made marvelous progress in learning to live with our favorite monopolistic operating system, and seems to be otherwise well-regarded in general. “BSD” means you can use the code anyway you like, and they’re unlikely to devolve into a MySQL predatory approach. And their Windows distribution comes-with the impressive pgAdmin3.exe frontend, so you don’t even have to scour the web for something decent. You understand, I like it when an open-source project has a supported Windows version, because (1.) it indicates they’re not lunatic fanatics and (2.) Windows is much easier for playing-with these things — not to mention that many real-world applications will require Windows clients, even if the server is probably better-off running on *nix. The Owen Version: So as my thoughtful contribution, I offer jgopg.zip, which is a demonstration program of theirs I managed to compile with Borland’s Builder 5. ... I mean, it seems to work; I make no claims that it works correctly, but it’s not complaining. ... Rather unsportingly, Postgres doesn’t include an already-compiled testlibpq.exe in the Windows release, so I can’t compare outputs. ... My next goal: Delphi 5 — and here it is: jgopgd.zip. Like the Builder version, all I can say is it looks OK, and doesn’t crash — and at least has output matching the Builder interpretation! ... I include Delphi translations of the PostGres files libpq-fe.h and postgres_ext.h; these are almost totally untested, not to mention incomplete; and I just looked at it again, and since the only thing the demo actually uses is a couple of anonymous pointers and the odd command string, I can’t emphasize how much it isn’t tested. ... But then again, that’s mostly what’s in there, with a few weird complexities; I added a test of PQconndefaults (see “else” menu) which uses an actual structure — and it works, or looks like it does. ... So, there it is. ... Oh yes, I should make it clear these have nothing to do with Borland database components — after a lengthy but essentially trifling acquaintance, I have sworn off those things. ... No, these two demos talk directly to the libpq.dll supplied by PostGres, and don’t use any database components.... 2. SQLiteThe public domain SQLite consists entirely of a 213K DLL and directly manipulates files on the local computer; no internet, no server, no users, no passwords. The web site has numerous interfaces (search for “bindings”), including some for my poor decaying Delphi, and I even found a nice, if somewhat limited, public domain front-end at http:// sqlitebrowser.sourceforge.net/. ... I believe php 5 contemplates this one in preference to MySQL because of the latter’s licensing weirdnesses.... No Stinking SQLite TypesAn amusing SQLite quirk is typelessness: you can specify things (“employee integer, action text” etc.) but then you can stick anything in there, strings, numbers, whatever, and no complaints. They say it’s a feature, and types in “real” SQL are a mis-feature — and I must say I agree (ring the bells!). SQL typically chats with a machine running a program, and if the program gets an error for a bad type, it’s not likely there will be any plausible recovery; it’s a bug, and it should’ve been fixed in the program logic. The SQL type-error model seems to relate to some wretch typing directly into the SQL server, which of course happens — i.e., with browsers or the average awful command-line tool — but is hardly the norm.... — Monday, March 19, 2007 2:30 pm 1. Recently (~3/08) MySQL-Front rejoined the living with a brand new up-to-date version and even honored my pitiful registration code I paid-for so long ago! ... This probably in honor of the Sun purchase of MySQL which, I would guess, would make predatory licensing tricks less likely. ... And then a million bytes flew by, and Sun was devoured by Oracle, and then I read an interview with Mr. MySQL whoever he is, and he’s proud of his dual-license scheme; made good money! — which in turn makes FOSS commercially viable you see, and detested! Win win! ... Of course that commercially viable thing definitely has some weak spots; I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who abandoned the ingenious deceptive dual-license. ... But they were bought by Sun and Mr. MySQL apparently made a mint although any MySQL problems were as usual the fault of evil others.... IRONY Saturday, May 11, 2013. And in a wonderful irony, Mr. MySQL has now started a new “open source” database product “MariaDB” and is casting aspersions on Oracle’s stewardship of the sacred MySQL which he made money on at any rate. I mean, I think it’s cool he got some filthy lucre; and I also think business people have to stand-up to the same scrutiny we give anyone in life who lies and cheats. ... Not that it makes any difference, but I don’t plan to be fooled again.... |
My Dokorder 7140 Triumph: Deoxit the head assembly!Not a triumph, really. But it’s lasted for half an hour or so, which is as long as I’ve gotten the thing to play for years.... I bought my beloved 4-track sound-on-sound 1/4’’ tape recorder in a distant time and place, even before cell phones. ... Before the world trade center ... down at radio row! ... Men were men, and connectors were, apparently, made of pewter. Today’s triumph, briefly, was to remove the head cover (of course) and then unscrew two screws in the head assembly, whereupon the thing unplugs from a proprietary multiple-connector plug thingey, which implements the sound-on-sound feature — so one can switch, using those four wretched little switches just under the take-up reel, from monitoring the playback head as is normal in a 3-head machine, to monitoring the record head, which is necessary for doing synchronous sound-on-sound. I then proceeded to apply the magical Deoxit to the plug, repeatedly, pulling it out and pushing it back in, and during these exercises it managed to play a large part of a stereo tape without the right channel dropping-out, which it’s been doing for the last decade at least.... However I don’t really expect it to continue working, since it’s relapsed 3 or four times today already. But I hope. And this is the farthest I’ve gotten in at least a decade. Apparently I didn’t realize before that the head assembly unplugs relatively easily. ... However the entire Dokorder should probably be bathed in Deoxit; I’m almost sure that at least one of the events I thought was the head assembly failing was the RCA receptacle on the back of the unit, which I then proceeded to furiously deoxitify. ... In the past I believe it’s this Dokorder that I “fixed” by carefully beating a mass-termination plug assembly within, tiny connector by tiny connector. But of course I didn’t know of the magical Deoxit then, which is available at Amazon for the usual extortionate sums. ... Well I’ve played a bit of another tape and the right channel still remained; obviously I have finally bathed the wretched thing in adequate quantities of deoxit and now it will now play all channels flawlessly forever. ... But note: it’s the liquid deoxit you want; the spray stuff isn’t completely useless, but hairspray is cheaper for drunken flame-throwing.... —
the cranky-and-nostalgic programmer |
My Kodak Memories: the Printer & the ZoomerI will beat the dead horse joyfully! ... I am triumphant that Kodak’s teeming evil minions are forced to grovel in the shadows, searching for other tech scams in a harsh unforgiving world. ... To express this another way, amongst extremely stupid bankrupt American companies, Kodak holds a special place in my heart. In their pre-bankruptcy days, I bought two things from Kodak:
The printer I threw away even before the Great Move it was such a paragon of absolute brokenness. The camera I’ve retained. I almost took it to the goodwill before it poisoned my life forever, but at last I came to know & sympathize with its fraudulent ways. ... To understand it, is to despise it — but poignantly. ... But it kinda worked after I turned-off the LCD.... The Enthusiast Camera’s Ephemeral Battery Life and the Brilliant Shiny LCD Live ViewCheck-out the beautiful digital camera ads in the magazines/online for “battery life”; or this specification of the Silly Camera Collection’s Canon 450 DSLR. ... Or for that matter the same review site’s Z990 specs. ... I’ll wait.... ... Oh! ... Didn’t find anything, did you? ... Why do you suppose that could be? Hmmm? ... Let’s press our fingers to our foreheads and concentrate. ... Oh I see: they all have 10 minute battery lives! ... Until proven otherwise. ... And that ungainly object is a “battery grip”, which is probably what anyone uses who for some bizarre reason wants to take more than three pictures, or use the camera more than 10 minutes. Sadly the Z990 apparently never got one of these inspiring devices — but the Silly Camera Collection’s DSLR does! ... Anyway, 10 minutes is generous for the Z990. I should’ve known when the camera was supplied with a fast recharger and a set of NiMH AA cells. ... And because the handy built-in time-of-day clock is apparently spring-wound, if I just leave the camera off, the batteries are still gone in a day or so. ... And this puff actually reports a Z990 “short battery life” — presumably shorter than all the others, but since all must lie, it’ll never be clear.... My Lies & the brilliant klieg light LCDIn latter days & a new world I put newly-charged original Kodak batteries into the Z990 weeks ago, and the battery icon is still full! And I took a picture (+ a second picture on AC). ... And countless weeks have passed, and the valiant Kodak soldiers on, battery-full icon held high. I even set the clock! ... But I have been religiously avoiding lighting up the LCD, and that apparently was my secret sin of omission — secret from me; presumably not from Kodak, who nevertheless defaults the camera to beautiful blazing instant battery-consuming beacon-bright LCD illumination. ... But after all, the supreme goal of manufacturers is to delude and gull the consumer in this way, so they can really alienate him and make him not only hate their products with an undying passion, but the entire industry! ... And it worked great with the enthusiast camera battery life & their default / compulsory LCD displays. & me. ... But actually the Z990 provides a little hint, in its dedicated EVF/LCD button. ... Without any picture-taking or foolish lighting-up the LCD — the camera approximately always off — the batteries lasted 2 or three (?) months. And when I changed them soon-enough, the clock didn’t lose time. My sacred DSLR performed comparably (with the 6xAA NiMH battery pack, to be sure).... Their LiesLatter-day magazine scammery continues the campaign enthusiastically, for instance referring to how “we ran out of power a couple of times while shooting long days” in an Olympus OM-D E-M10 Mark II puff, p 63 Popular Photography 2/16 — thus apparently complaining about battery life just to show how honest they are, but actually mendaciously implying that any digital camera’s battery would last anywhere near a day while using the LCD — which they always puff extravagantly with never a hint of how it drains the batteries.... They don’t actually say you can run your camera all day with the LCD on; but they never never NEVER say otherwise. The technical term for this practice is lying. ... Sadly these magazines are mostly consumed by innocent prospective purchasers — who else, except for the occasional lunatic cranky geezer? — who can be victimized with these ridiculous falsehoods by the high-minded magazine scriveners who are paid to sell the color ads and lie to the reader. Omerta ForeverAnd the exalted dpreview contributed its mite recently with a “product of the year 2017” article about a Sony battery which is so wonderful it’ll get “through a demanding day of shooting”. Which presumably all the previous batteries didn’t, which I’m sure their reviews pointed-out with righteous indignation. And of course the “day of shooting” surely must include lighting-up the LCD all day — of course a super-pro celebrating such a treasured resource wouldn’t just omit that little detail — could they!?!?! ... Although he doesn’t actually say so — just an accidental omission no doubt. ... And the beat goes on! ... In an undated (“Issue 198”) issue of Digital Photographer a page 101 puff of the Sony Alpha a7 III, the puffery actually refers, but indirectly of course, to the LCD blowing-out the battery and, in addition, includes a heartwarming instance of the warmly traditional scammy simulation of honesty, by alluding to how bad last year’s model was, which of course was scathingly revealed in that review: The a7R II is notorious for its short battery life [ ridiculously dishonest honesty simulation], but the Mark III uses Sony’s NP-FZ100 battery and has a life of 530 stills when using the viewfinder. ... And there you have it — at my underline is an actual LCD allusion — but totally indirect — to how one shouldn’t light-up the LCD. But still doesn’t actually say so, of course; they would’ve gotten a horse’s head in their telephone booth editorial offices for that. ...
And then I realized both the DPReview article and the Digital
Photographer suck-uppery are both puffing-up the same
fault:
the old Sony’s obviously defective battery — so it was undoubtedly
a rewritten Sony press release, or perhaps entirely Sony-written, to
avoid the pointless expense of hiring someone to lie when Sony is so
happy to. ... And the wonderful $2K-and-up
new Sony a7 III was revealed in DPReview to have a striping
problem — probably (?) not
a Sony press release — which, of course, was never referred to again,
certainly not
in their
fabulously-enthusiastic
review.
... So your $2K camera pix may stink, but at least the batteries’ll
be
wunnerful all day with, presumably, the halogen-bright LCD on.... Eff-You “Share” ScammeryBut there are many fond Kodak memories that linger on. ... When I got the Z990 the SD card was to me still a hermetic mystery; I could barely deal with the Compact Flash thingeys. So I didn’t appreciate how thoughtfully the Great American Mediocrity forced its users to operate their scammy always-runs stupid icky-poo-paw-me-please “share” garbage program. Which I assume was going to herd them into a wonderful social world of Kodak web sites ruled with an iron fist. ... I’ll never know, because although eventually I actually installed it, I killed the service they thought I should have running at every moment because I don’t have enough junk to blow-up my computer, and without it, there is no way to transfer photos from the camera. Except by removing the SD card and plugging it in to an SD socket attached to the computer which for some reason they didn’t make impossible, probably too stupid — well, they probably thought it was so technical it’d never bother the little minds of their intended victims customers — but it’s obviously the easiest way, especially if you’re using the LCD and have to change batteries every 10 minutes anyway.... That is, just plugging it in with its micro USB cable does not access the SD card — the way numerous other less scammy cameras do — no doubt a circumstance of deep sorrow for those other less-scammy firms — I mean, what’s the point if you can’t torment and infuriate the purchaser!?!? ... Oddly, the USB cable does do something useful for the Kodak — it’ll power the camera, but it’s a secret and Kodak denies it! ... But in my dotage I may return to the ez-scam dream yet again, with cuter quainter sillier kodaks and perhaps a derlict sacrificial computer.... Lens CoverI almost forgot another brilliant highlight. If the batteries fail after 10 minutes as they do, or if you remove them without turning the camera off, which after all is going to be common what with the constant battery changing — the lens stays extended, so my lens cover won’t fit. ... Indeed, if you try to turn it on, assuming the unlikely chance that the batteries are functional, it refuses unless I remove the lens cover. ... Now that’s design! ... And I noticed it says “Kodak” on it! Me and a fan’s. So it was original equipment, and the way the camera won’t work with it on is a feature! ... Which does cut-down on those “blank picture” support calls, I suppose. ... And this just in: there’s no filter thread on the silly thing! I can’t attach cunning UV filters and fish-eye adapters and such nonsense. How could they?!?! But the Fans Love It!And then I made the mistake of checking — and the Z990 was still for sale at Amazon! A year or so ago, it was a $100 more than I paid, but then it dwindled to $200 or less, used. ... But 335 reviews, average 4 (out of 5) stars! ... Battery life OK boss! ... I mean one or 2 cranks complain about the batteries, and one telling comment was “OK for a digital camera”.... ... Ah well. I thought the vicious iphone killed ’em all off; but I guess these happy users didn’t get the memo — like the fellow with the picture on his flickr page — well occasionally it runs the obligatory malware ad, and/or it might insist on you signing-in so they can steal your cellphone # only because they want to help you — but I’ve gotten past that once or twice.... And then, the Kodak ESP 7250 printer was still for sale; with 374 reviews but at least a solid 3/5 rating. ... Well wait this is a little hanky-panky; a bunch of the recent reviews are bad, and the printer isn’t actually for sale at Amazon; it’s available used, and for a ridiculous $1300 new from a third party (companies sometimes have to buy a particular product no matter how stupid). So that’s OK; probably Kodak started shipping bricks just about the time I showed-up or something.... My Battery ExcusesI will buy digital cameras no more forever, until I find a camera that at least advertises long battery life (or amuses me enough). I mean after all, the phones and laptops are all rated like that. ... And I broke down and googled for “camera long battery life” and found at least http://www.cnet.com/topics/cameras/buying-guide/ which claimed I should “check out how many shots its battery has been rated for”, supposedly an official standard. ... Well just so! My Z990 manual claims (page 65; pdf page 73): “500 pictures per charge. Battery life per CIPA testing method. (Approximate number of pictures in Smart Capturemode, using an SD Card.) Actual life may vary based on usage.” So it is rated, and the rating is obviously bogus; even with LCD securely off, although with it on it’d be more like five. ... I may actually have read that in the weary wandering years and it was so ridiculous I just paid it no mind. ... Presumably “usage” is CYAese for “if you leave the LCD on, like we default it, camera’ll run out of juice in 3 minutes”. ... Yeah probably they test it by going into continuous shooting mode and holding the trigger down until it keels over ... as a typical usage scenario.... Battery SinKodak’s sin is cooperating with the industry-wide scam to pretend digital cameras’ battery lives don’t suck. ... This fraud is obviously designed to afflict newcomers such as I was, who discover the bitter truth via the stupidity-tax of paying for one of these things. Afterwards we’ll be forewarned if we’re stupid-enough to buy another, but I’m pretty sure many of us never reach that stage, hence the inspiring success of the digital camera biz. And actually, I did have at least one silly amateur point-’n’-shoot digital optical-viewfinder/LCD Canon PowerShot A540 into which I could place two AA cells, and they wouldn’t be dead the next time I used the thing! ... That camera is weirdly defective in other amazing ways, and the iphone’s 8 megapixels spit on its pitiful six. ... But I do tend to use its viewfinder in preference to the LCD, because of my years of SLRs. ... On my last SLR outing many years ago (reminiscent chuckling), the cut-rate Seattle Film processor sent back a snooty note about how if I just concentrated a little more I wouldn’t’ve taken a totally blank roll, never having actually advanced the film from the impossible-to-load cassette. ... So those days were not without their endearing charms. ... But I never ran out of power.... Battery AdventuresSo I bought some super NiMH rechargeables + a fancy recharger, with which I attempted to separate the sheep from the goats in my existing herd, with an arbitrary cutoff of 1,000mAh capacity — and who knew that regular Alkaline AAs supposedly come in at 1700-3000 mAh?!; I certainly didn’t (AAAs 860-1200). ... But then I was bloviating to the multitudes in an amazon comment, advising the simple folk to just get some expensive NiMHs, a working cheapo charger and a comparable battery tester, charge ’em up, put ’em the camera, and when the camera refuses to turn on or stops after 2½ minutes, test ’em — i.e., with the battery tester gadget — throw away the failures, and repeat — and I decided I’d take my own advice, at least for the vast horde I purchased in the old days, and so far only a small percentage failed, at least right out of the cheapo chargers. I’m assuming they won’t keep the Kodak going more than few seconds, so for that I’ll use a ridiculous fancy charger as soon as I can get one that actually works — the LaCrosse unit I returned didn’t, at least according to their highly-dubious pamphlet “manual” in seventeen mostly-human languages, although the NiMH insiders in the amazon comments seem to swear by it.... And a year or so later, with a “Powerex” charger, some of the sheep graduated to goats and joined their fallen brethen in the great lithium charger in the sky, and will charge no more forever here in Florida — oops, their mortal lithium lives will continue on a little further, just misunderstood the complicated charger gadget yet again — it tells you the total milliamphours “mAH” it’s managed to add to the battery’s charge, not the battery’s total mAH capacity, which apparently is unknowable in this vale of tears unless I go through an entire discharge/charge cycle, which the machine will happily do, and takes forever, and so I’ve never actually done it.... Alternating CurrentI bought the Z990 so long ago (8/11) it was a time I did not routinely download the PDF manual for my gadgets, although I apparently did in extremis at some point, but anyway I was perusing the thing and happened to notice on page 9 (pdf page 17) an assortment of battery icons, one of which was “AC Power” — mentioned nowhere else except for exclusions / denials aka “safety” threats: I was warned against misusing the “KODAK High Performance USB AC Adapter K20-AM” which I’ve never encountered in my life, but the manual has nothing about using it.... The Z990’s Darkest DaysIn the last dark days in 2012 when I finally foundered with the Z990 I was attempting to take pictures of motionless things, with no flash / small aperture (aka “high f-stop”), indoors with a tripod — pictures of other gadgets of course — which the Z990 couldn’t manage without running out of power. ... I think then came the advent of our glorious iphones — well, my glorious iphone — and the rest is unedifying postlude; but I must note that the iPhone with a tripod/iphone tripod attachment gadget will suffice for almost all web photos at any rate. And no alternating current need apply, neither — although as all mankind knows, the iphone runs good with a USB charger + the usual proprietary Apple cable.... But if I’d’ve run the Z990 on AC — oh, the sensuous ecstatic joy! ... Leave that stupid LCD on forever! Wander out of the room and take a nap, everything’ll be OK! ... And apparently I could’ve. ... For a good time, you can google for “z990 ac power” and if you’re lucky find some guy on a forum quoting Official Kodak that “the Z990 receives no power through the USB port” which is amazing since I just removed the batteries and turned it on with a micro USB cable and a (forum-suggested 2.1 amp) USB charger — and took a picture of my batteries! ... This is why we hardened techie types are so tough on the miserably ignorant support creatures and the clueless scripts they read. ... I mean I might still want to use the Kodak outdoors someday, but not likely, what with the iphone so portable & often in my pocket, so AC power essentially solves my remaining Kodak problem. ... But I will cherish my bitter memories. ... And my growing Silly Camera Collection, now that it has another member. ... And in the fullness of time (2019) the Z990 with its extravagant 30x zoom is the official laboratory lizard cam, as I loll about the pool in paradise. And with the halogen-bright LCD off, the batteries last for months.... Z990 Muttering?I picked it up, and in the beautiful silent morning I could hear the thing muttering to itself, doing, I’d guess, a recalibration i.e. checking the mechanical parts hadn’t been misplaced during sleep. That’s what takes so long before the full powered-on screen appears — in the viewfinder of course, since I’ve suppressed the LCD.... Z990 TelephotoBut I must admit that it is possible to take telephoto pictures with the Z990, handheld and not too wildly out-of-focus. At least I’ve demonstrated it to myself in a test and who knows someday I may actually use the feature.... —
the newly and strangely elated cranky programmer Recollected at Last in Tranquility3/18. But as the weary years drift by, I’ve made my peace with the wily Z990 and it is a proud member of the silly camera collection in good standing. ... As long as I don’t use the LCD display, and avoid the 22 megabyte “raw” setting, which was always a scam anyway. 1/20. And finally it’s come to such a pass that I bought another. For $50, used, to be sure, but I had this vague yearning for a superzoom zoomier than my beloved canon SX20, and over the years the SX20, particularly its dubious circular control, has become a little less beloved — so the second Z990 was the obvious choice. ... Of course I never turn-on the LCD. 2/4/20. And then it turned-out, when I tried stealing a picture of the adorable Mandy Kawa Sweetwater sales rep from their catalog — the sx20 stole an obviously superior picture. And one of the important tasks of the travel camera is stealing pictures — I don’t maintain scanners across the fruited plains. Although as it turned-out, Mandy resisted until I scanned it, half at a time. And it still didn’t work-out quite right.... On the other hand, the “lizard cam” still takes good wildlife telephotos.... 1. Apparently the Kodak share thing drove me wild in those dark days, I suppose with the batteries failing and all. ... But then in my new age of innocence and peace, I decided it’s really just a harmless utility which, to be sure, does try to autostart itself but that kind of thing is fairly easy to suppress — CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL Oh innocent hapless folly! It’s still repulsive malware from h--l. It apparently installs a service or who knows what, but even after I uninstalled, the broken program / stupid company ghost window kept popping-up, obliterating parts of the screen and doing nothing. I hope. After rebooting, that stopped. ... My supreme sin was instructing my firewall to keep it from contacting the mothership, undoubtedly moribund and/or a thriving virus center. But my first sin was probably inviting the vampire in by plugging-in an SD reader with a Kodak SD in it! ... Astonishing how vile it all is, even after all these years.... 2. Oh I get it: the poor Kodak script readers were so adamant about no USB power because otherwise the poor idiot user might imagine that when he plugged his beloved Z990 into his computer to use the wretched scammy Kodak Share program he wouldn’t have to worry about running out of battery power — which he undoubtedly would, since the halogen-bright LCD would still doubtless be helping-out, and the USB port probably can’t supply 2.1 Amperes — USB ports are like that; they have different capabilities, and will just turn-off the power if they feel like it. So the script phone support had to emphasize how you get no power, but never say why of course that would be telling. ... Some PCs — some Macs, in a good wind maybe — could supply adequate current to fuel the Z990 & its lovable LCD, but probably not the average USB port. Or who knows. ... Right, and probably the whole rigamarole was only tested with somebody’s Apple Macintosh — I mean, who would use that other — what’s its name? — kind-of computer?... 3. One obvious mystery of the 3-minute halogen-bright LCD camera battery life is, of course, its nemesis, the iPhone, and its swarm of follow-on competitors. How come their super-bright beautiful LCDs don’t make the phone conk out instantly? ... Indeed, phone battery life is constantly complained-of, but it has always been obviously superior to the cameras.
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